

Nardwuar: But you’re not only into the young ‘uns, are you, Pharrell? You’re also into the old Canadians, like Anne Murray. Nardwuar: How’s that working out? Have you seen that? Is that true? Nardwuar: Now what’s it like with Rihanna? Because she’s been described as having, on this particular tour, quote, “Beyond skin-tight pants.” Words can never express how much fun we’ve been having since we’ve been here in Canada. Nardwuar: And you guys are cruising across Canada, and you’re talking to me, Nardwuar, a Canadian, so I’m wondering how’s tour been going so far? So I’ll gladly jump aboard a Nerd video, a N.E.R.D. Nardwuar: So I should have been in that video. And I later asked Snoop Dogg, and he said the character was inspired by me. In that Korn video for “Twisted Transistor” you see Snoop Dogg slap the reporter, and it’s a guy wearing a tartan hat. But I would like to welcome you guys to Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, with the book on skateboarding British Columbia. And actually, I did see one of the Sex And The City characters wearing this years ago, so I may have actually influenced them as well. Because, check this out, this comes off here and you can put it on here, so you can do this, if you want. Something maybe Billionaire Boys Club should actually examine. Nardwuar: T-A-R-T-A-N? Is that right, Shay? Nardwuar: T-A-R-…you’re the artist, you spell it! If you watch the video closely, Snoop Dogg is getting interviewed by a guy in a tartan hat, and he gets slapped. You know, actually, I make a weird appearance, although it’s not me, in the video that Snoop Dogg did with Korn, you know the “Twisted Transistor” video. S: Hey Nard, I think you should be in the next N.E.R.D. P: Wow, the shape of the board right there is like when I was skating, when I was a kid. And this celebrates skateboarding in Vancouver, and the history of skateboarding as well. And we have right here, this is a book, Skateboarding Vancouver, for you, Pharrell and Shay. Nardwuar: And I would like to welcome you, N.E.R.D., to Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, with a gift. Nardwuar: No, I was just talking to myself one day, grovelling, going Nard-Nard-Nard-Nardwuar! It’s kind of nerdy, isn’t it? In a way, N.E.R.D.

P: Really, so there is no dictionary definition? And I was really kind of jealous of that, thinking they’re stealing my shtick there, calling the record label that.

Although there is a record label recently that sprung up called Jagjaguwar. P: Yeah, but Sting has real, like, there’s a definition for it. You know what I mean? Just a dumb, stupid name. Nardwuar: It’s just a dumb, stupid, made-up name, like Sebadoh, Sting, Sinbad. And “Human” is from the band The Cramps, their song “Human Fly.” And in the United States Of America, you don’t have serviettes, you have nap… Nardwuar:“Nardwuar” is like a dumb, stupid name, like Sting. Welcome to Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. And Pharrell, who do you have beside you? Pharrell Williams: I’m check-check-check.
